Feelings of uncleanness? Freaking out about your sinful heart? Need some accountability in your life?
You need John and Charles Wesley's Holy Club!
Seriously. That's what they called their accountability group. Bet they didn't cop any flak for that one.
And really, 'methodist'? Surely they could come up with a better name than that! They even had two hymn writers on staff! Even just one Simone would come up with something far snappier than that.
And their hymn didn't even come close in the poll...