Tonight I really feel like ...

I ought to have something inspired and inspiring to say. Some thought that plumbs just one depth of the human experience. (This is a lot harder to do when in a headlock from your wife. Much nicer though.)

You know, those times when you feel that the depths of your heart are in tune with the souls of those who have gone before, knowing just what they've been through, and they're looking on, understanding just how it is for you. And it just feels like it's that kind of night when that thing should be communicated.

Do you ever get those nights?

Chemical changes when inner thoughts meet reaily

LsI + 6Fp + HhS -> 1Aa + 20NMa

Legend:
LsI = Lame skit idea.
Fp = Face Paint.
HhS = Hey hey it's Saturday.

Aa = Angry American
NMa = Negative media attention

Shirts I may one day market #1

For a while now I've been contemplating entering the t-shirt design game. Nothing popular, mind you. No, that's way too mainstream for me. See, I'm old skool me, from the back streets. Cult classic, not best-seller.

So, I've decided that before exposing them to people in *gasp* 'real life', I'll post a few of the designs that I've done here, on the blog.

If anyone wants one, or likes them, then please let me know in the comments! :)

And now, for my first effort.


If you're a man looking for love, or trying to re-kindle it, then this is the shirt for you! For those blokes who aren't too bright, have a 5-second memory or the attention span of a 3-month old, this is the must-have book of the summer (so you can find your 'summer girl'). Voila!

Reminding myself of the truth

I decided to try to write something to remind myself of some important things. It turned into a series of chiasmic thingies. Here 'tis. (Certain specifics removed)

You are:

A loved and wanted son of your God.

Talk to him and listen to him.

You love and want to be close to him.

A loved and wanted husband of M.

Pray for her, talk to her and listen to her.

You love and want to be close to her.

A loved and wanted member of your church, and the rest of Jesus' family.

Pray for them, talk to them and listen to them.

You love them and want to be close to them.

A loved and wanted brother and friend of DL, KP, BS, NC, PB, MC, TM and TF.

Pray for them, talk to them and listen to them.

You love them and want to be close to them.

A loved and wanted citizen/stranger of Brisbane.

Pray for her, be part of her and listen to her.

You love and want to see her redeemed.

What do you do ...

... when you're really behind in your assignments?

Tips anyone?

Theologians have strange...

... taste in book covers.

Remember this post? Well Billy Dumbrell liked it so much that he made it the front cover of his book. My Dad found a copy somewhere. Needless to say there weren't many of this edition printed, and the next printing saw the publishers overruling the fetish with something a little less ... aerobic.

Mixed futsal is...

... weird.

(1) After you beat a couple of players and just feel like smashing the ball past the keeper, you can't. Because your team can't have a male score 2 goals in a row, the next must be scored by a female.

(2) Some guys get physical and competitive, and hack and hit you. This would be fine in blokes only futsal, when I'd simply smash the guy in return and then he wouldn't touch me again. However, it's mixed, and you can't play angry in mixed. It's just constricting somehow.

(3) Girls play sport strangely.

As I said, weird.