Incited by Nathan. See here for context.
I'm Kutz and I'm an ex roller hockey player. Hoquei em patines, for those spaniards among you.
Roller hockey is awesome. You take 5 steps, and then all of a sudden you're already going fast. Seriously. You don't need to keep running. You just roll. Your legs are still. And yet you're still going fast. A beautiful concept. Add to this the feeling of smashing someone into the wall, flicking a ball into the top corner (probably on the keeper's stick-side) and getting to hit a ball (and, on occassion, other people) with a stick and how can you go wrong?
I'm Kutz and I'm an ex roller hockey player. Hoquei em patines, for those spaniards among you.
Roller hockey is awesome. You take 5 steps, and then all of a sudden you're already going fast. Seriously. You don't need to keep running. You just roll. Your legs are still. And yet you're still going fast. A beautiful concept. Add to this the feeling of smashing someone into the wall, flicking a ball into the top corner (probably on the keeper's stick-side) and getting to hit a ball (and, on occassion, other people) with a stick and how can you go wrong?
Now, I used to play with a team of guys: Michael, Les, Dion, Matty, Serge (my bro), Chris, Peter and some others.
Michael's top 5 rules were:
Rule #1 - Hit Dion
Rule #2 - Hit Dion
Rule #3 - Hit Les
Rule #4 - Hit Dion
Rule #5 - Hit Les
Fun rules they were too. They aren't, however, mine.
My Five best* tips for playing roller hockey. (And these are genuine, and hence will interest only a very few of you)(They will also mostly be team, not individual, principles. That's because that's all my dad taught me.)
1. In negative sports**, a strong defence that puts some pressure on the opposition is the key to winning. So defend tightly, and communicate well.
2. Don't give away the ball close to the halfway line. Breakaways goals are imperative to avoid.
3. If you're trying to score, the hot-spots to skate to are here. (see diagram)
4. When defending man-on-man (ie, you're marking a specific player, not defending in a zone) skate in straight lines, roughly parallel to your penalty box lines. Skating in straight lines gets you there faster than skating in curves.
5. Try to make your team-mate look good. If everyone on the team has this mentality, hockey is a beautiful thing.
6. (Unofficial, but vital) Don't drop the soap in the showers.
Diagram 1:
Nathan's asked me to tell you now how applying these 5 tips will change your life. I would suggest that after intense thought and application these principles will simply confuse you if you try to use them while learning to play hockey. Our coach Eduard Karayan (ex-pro in Italian league) just let us go and have fun. So we did. :)
* May change after more than 10 minutes of contemplation.
** A 'negative sport' is my short-hand for a sport where in any given attacking phase it is more likely that the attacking team will not score than that they will score. Ie, football(soccer). A 'positive' sport would be something like basketball where the expectation is that more likely than not the attacking team will score from their attack.